Doom-Stork's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[I wanna be the flash game]

...I've beaten the game before, so I'm not just trolling cuz I thought it was too difficult. In fact I rather laiked the difficulty and woulda gladly given you 5 stars and a 5 in general. Instead you got no stars and a big fat 0... DO you know why? Because the double jump would randoly not work!!! That is literally the only reason I wish this piece of shit was blamed. I would have rathered to never play it at all than have played it with a messed up double jump. But, like an idiot, so some reason years ao I actually toiled through and beat it. And now on the replay, I realize this game is pure garbage. Like I said, I rather enjoyed the difficulty; but being unable to double jump at random times (most often at key moments when I was further than ever before! Soooo, close, and then!... WTF, y no double jump!!!!! SOOOOO RANDOM AND TERRIBLE!). So, there it is. If you would ever patch this game and simply make it playable, it would be one of my favorites of all time on NG. But until that day, this remains a fetid pile of feces.

[Stick Shot]

Yeah!

What a delicious game!

[Pico's Perpetual Party]

Woooooo

40 seconds baby!!! On hard that is. I got True Man with that time!! I heard you need at least 35 seconds or more. Good luck

[Forest Escape]

Vote: 2 Rated: 4...

Ok, listen; I don't have a particular problem with point and click games. In fact I love point and click games. For example, Mist is one of my all time favorite games... EVER! I simply love that game. So, along those lines, I also enjoy games where one uses intuition and realism to traverse the game scape. So, I'm fine with solving problems and using intuition to figure out what I need to do, as if this were real life. For example, if in real life I needed to cross a river (and for some strange reason i couldn't simply swim across...), I would intuitively and in real life use a plank of wood I found to create a makeshift bridge. The only problem is that in real life I wouldn't need to click a small and particular part of the river (stream) to place the make shift bridge... In other words, I got to the river, and had the plank of wood. I thought 'hey, I should place this plank down like a retarded little brige". I then clicked the middle of the stream with the bridge. No success... So i got fed up and viewed the walk through... And lo and behold, you do use the plank.... BUT YOU HAVE TO CLICK A SPECIFIC PART OF THE STREAM?!?! It wasn't even the most narrow looking section, as a real detailist might click... The other problem is there is NO SETUP AT ALL. Not even a mysterious plot that gives almost undecipherable hints like in Mist; but at least i knew what to do in Mist!! Sorry, this game just frustrated me... There have been plenty of other games very similar to this; ones with no real sense of direction, setup, or any explanation of controles or in game environment interaction. But I guess this game was the last straw, because I finally decided to write a pissed off review. I'm banking on the fact that no one is really going to read this, so this is more of a personal cathartic rant. Oh well. I'm done. So yeah, that's the reason I gave this game such a low rating. I also love how all these similar games come from other pseudo-legit gaming websites (who mainly put these up to draw gamers to THEIR site), and so the author comment is always impersonal and extremely unhelpful. Oh well, I can safely assume I can say the fallowing without the author ever seeing it: YOU SUCK!!! (Also, newgrounds moderators, i say this in the nicest and most respectful way, so please don't get upset. Besides, even counting the younger users in the Newgrounds community, it is safe to assume we have ALL seen "you suck" and consider it not necissarily a hateful comment, but a comment that shows valid displeasure...) Anyway, I'm done being weird (trust me, I don't talk like this, i just like to write this well and this formally). Bad game, you get the point. Blah...

[4 Differences]

Really Incredible!

I loved the mood set my the game. Alot of that had to do with the music, but the animation/pictures also lended their own authentic qualities to the ambience. I absolutely loved it. 5 Stars

[Cursor Maze]

Nice!

I liked it alot! So, with that, all I can really wish for are some more levels. The difficulty was also perfect in my opinion. I had fun with it. There are other maze games out there that are harder, but in my opinion they take a turn from challengingly fun to just hair pulling boredom. So kudos.

[Political Death Match]

meh

Kinda hard. And that's not Biden... Thats Bush...

[Rpg fighting game engine.]

meh

It was alright. It's just too eay. All I did was max out my strength and button smash attack and I pwned everyone. But really good for a test. the other tests that get put on newgrounds suck sweaty chodes. So nice

[Ultimate Puzzler]

Buggy

It's really buggy. Fix the bugs and it might be a good game...

[-Block Dodger-]

Really Great!!

This is one cool game! Its fun, addicting, and challenging. The music is a good addition to the whole game. I knew the game was going to get harder, but i thought it was just going to be faster and more complex blocks from the top only. So, when blocks started flying at me from the left and right, I was thrown for a loop. Really great game though.