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Hahahaha, oh god! That repeated nut kick had me on the floor! Good stuff man

Hahahaha, freakin' hilarious! Especially that maniacal laugh at the end. Priceless!

Some Ideas

Some foliage.... Like some trees and bushes and stuff. Also some ambient noise, like birds chirping and maybe a slight breeze rustling the trees. Also, maybe a quaint looking smoke trail coming from the chimney... These are just some ideas.
(P.S. No stars since this really isn't a submission, just a test/review)

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...I've beaten the game before, so I'm not just trolling cuz I thought it was too difficult. In fact I rather laiked the difficulty and woulda gladly given you 5 stars and a 5 in general. Instead you got no stars and a big fat 0... DO you know why? Because the double jump would randoly not work!!! That is literally the only reason I wish this piece of shit was blamed. I would have rathered to never play it at all than have played it with a messed up double jump. But, like an idiot, so some reason years ao I actually toiled through and beat it. And now on the replay, I realize this game is pure garbage. Like I said, I rather enjoyed the difficulty; but being unable to double jump at random times (most often at key moments when I was further than ever before! Soooo, close, and then!... WTF, y no double jump!!!!! SOOOOO RANDOM AND TERRIBLE!). So, there it is. If you would ever patch this game and simply make it playable, it would be one of my favorites of all time on NG. But until that day, this remains a fetid pile of feces.


What a delicious game!


40 seconds baby!!! On hard that is. I got True Man with that time!! I heard you need at least 35 seconds or more. Good luck

Recent Art Reviews

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I agree, Pdiddlings, that this hungry man looks like he is lying down. The reasons, as I see, are as follows: There are faint lines to the right of his head as if his head is in contact with something (intuitively a pillow). The angle that his sholders and head are coming onto the paper at give the effect and idea that he is lying down. And finally, in accordance with his eyes, he is looking at an extreme angle that most people standing up would not look at if they were viewing something of importance that is level with the ground, e.g. food (in other words; if a person were standing and wanted to look at something as important as food, they would merely turn their head slightly; while a person lying down will sometimes look at such an extreme angle rather than bothering to move their head out of a comfertable position). This is my opinion. Hope that helps a little.

On a more related note; I love the drawing! I'm not a great drawer myself (although I would love to be), so I am in awe of this picture. I admit the content depresses me slightly, but often the most depressing subjects are also the most fascinating! Bravo my good sir!

p.s. I also LOVE Cyanide and Happiness!! Those animations RULE!!

NG is one of my favorite sites. I'm surprised it took me this long to become a member. I guess I finally wanted to submit something.

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Northeastern University

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